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Dave: why is my penis green?
Jerry: because at 2am, high out of your mind, you painted it so it would look like, and I quote, a sexual serpent capable of spitting its venom everywhere.
Dave: Damn it I knew I was a genius!


isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?


yes i’d like to trade in my notes for some prizes now



So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..


"my ass"

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